If your granny were a little bit, well, different from other grannies, would you want to change her . . . or would you end up deciding you love her just the way she is? In this rhyming text, a little girl - whose granny is (whisper it) a witch - gets fed up with dealing with the problems she creates, so she tries to reform her; but a reformed granny is bored and boring. Maybe it's more fun to take the bats to the cinema or to cook up a big pot of gloopy soup with granny's witchy friends after all!