Renders all other poetry collections redundant, which they were anyway -- CHARLIE BROOKER Key locates the spot where poetry, comedy and art intersect, picnics there pleasurably, then takes a crap on it -- ADAM BUXTON I am jealous of my friend Tim Key. He has one of the funniest, smartest comic minds in the country. If women start finding him attractive I will hang myself -- STEPHEN MERCHANT Tim Key is one of the most talented comedic brains in Britain! . . . This collection of his latest work is a delight -- LAUREN LAVERNE His brief verses range from the whimsical to the sinister . . . He is quick and mischievous, rarely earnest * * Guardian * * If there's a funnier book of poems published this year, then we will eat all the hats in the Dazed fashion cupboard . . . [Key] is one of those rare and blessed people who seem almost biologically incapable of doing anything that isn't completely hilarious. . . . A total comic masterpiece from a total comic genius * * Dazed and Confused * * He's a genius plain and simple * * Time Out * * Key is a brilliantly intelligent comic. His poems are hugely skilful, and often funnier in five lines than many comedians can manage to be in an hour on stage * * The List * *