"My mother made me a lesbian." "If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too". Lesbianism has always been shrouded in exotic mystery: who are these women, where do they live, how are they created and why do they love country music so much? "The Lesbian Bible" answers these questions and more, taking a satirical look at modern-day lesbianism and revelling in all things Sapphic. All of the 101 issues highlighted will ring true for lesbians the world over: who would you shag from The L Word? What kind of shoes spell 'lesbian'? Should you pack on a first date? And what's an acceptable age to take up rambling?"The Lesbian Bible" is the indispensable and hilarious guide to learning to play pool, holidaying in Lesbos, buying a cat and/or a dildo, teacher crushes, purchasing a gay boyfriend, Ikea, the joys of chickpeas and psycho exes. The book also pays homage to modern-day dykons, without whom the lesbian world would be a sadder place: take a bow Martina, Ellen, kd and Sandi Toksvig. There are a gazillion humour books out there aimed at our heterosexual friends, and the world has been crying out for a lesbian-themed one - it shall cry no more.
Remember, it's rumoured that you're never more than 10ft from a lesbian and they've all got a fiver to spend. "The Lesbian Bible" is the perfect gift for lesbians the world over: it's funny, fresh and full of insight into dyke life. Finally, a wry and witty look at lesbian life in handy pocket form.